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- Immunoassay, Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry, Hair testing
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- Substitution & Sources of Clean Urine
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This is an updated version of the extremely outdated report written by Justin Gombs in 1995, titled Fooling The Bladder Cops. It contains updated information, both for drug screening information, various methods of testing for drug use, and drug test kits used.
- 1. Drug Detection Times
- 1.1 Half-Life of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC)
- 1.2 Detection Times of Several Drugs
- 1.3 Definition of a Positive
- 1.3.1 Secondhand Smoke & Positives
- 1.4 Decreasing Detection Times
- 2. Test Methods
- 2.1 Substances That Are Detectable
- 2.2 Gas Chromatography (GC)
- 2.3 Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry (GC-MS)
- 2.4 Hair Testing
- 2.5 High Performance Liquid Chromatography (HPLC)
- 2.6 Immunoassay
- 2.6.1 Radioimmunoassay (RIA)
- 2.6.2 Enzyme Multiplied Immunoassay Technique (EMIT)
- 2.6.3 Fluorescence Polarization Immunoassay (FPIA)
- 2.6.4 Comparing Analytical Methods
- 2.7 Thin Layer Chromatography (TLC)
- 3. Test Standards & Accuracy
- 3.1 Procedures Used
- 3.2 False Positives
- 3.2.1 Ibuprofen
- 3.2.2 Cold Remedies, Pain Relievers, Hay Fever Remedies & Diet Pills
- 3.2.3 Antibiotics
- 3.2.4 Melanin (Dark Skin)
- 3.2.5 DHEA
- 3.2.6 Dental Treatment
- 3.3 True Positives
- 3.3.1 Poppy Seeds
- 3.3.2 Testosterone Supplements
- 4. Detecting Counter Measures
- 4.1 Color
- 4.2 Temperature
- 4.3 Creatinine
- 4.4 pH
- 4.5 Specific Gravity
- 4.6 Age
- 4.7 Gender
- 6. Producing Clean Urine
- 6.1 Dilution
- 6.1.1 Water
- 6.1.2 Creatinine Level
- 6.1.3 Vitamin B
- 6.2 Diuretics
- 6.2.1 Ultimate Blend (Test Free)
- 6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo Clean
- 6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea
- 6.2.4 Goldenseal
- 6.2.5 Certa (Certo)
- 6.2.6 Vales Original Formula
- 6.2.7 Lasix
- 6.3 Vinegar
- 6.4 Dexatrim
- 6.5 Fiber
- 6.6 Vitamin Lecithin
- 6.7 How To Give A Clean Sample
- 6.8 Exercise
- 6.9 Beta-2 Agonists
- 6.10 Beta-3 Agonists
- 6.11 Low Dosaging
- 6.1 Dilution
- 7. Drug Screens
- 7.1 Drug Screens That Work
- 7.1.1 Aspirin
- 7.2 Drug Screens That Don't Work
- 7.2.1 Goldenseal
- 7.2.2 Niacin
- 7.2.3 Zinc Sulfate
- 7.3 Untested Drug Screens
- 7.3.1 Puri-Blend
- 7.3.2 The Stuff
- 7.1 Drug Screens That Work
- 8. Doping Samples
- 8.1 Effective Additives
- 8.1.1 Bleach
- 8.1.2 Klear
- 8.1.3 Water
- 8.2 Ineffective additives
- 8.2.1 Ammonia
- 8.2.2 Blood
- 8.2.3 Draino
- 8.2.4 Goldenseal
- 8.2.5 Hydrogen Peroxide
- 8.2.6 Lemon Juice
- 8.2.7 Liquid Soap
- 8.2.8 Mary Jane's SuperClean 13
- 8.2.9 Purifyit
- 8.2.10 Sodium Nitrate
- 8.2.11 Table Salt
- 8.2.12 UrinAid
- 8.2.13 Vinegar
- 8.2.14 Visine
- 8.2.15 WD-40
- 8.3 Untested Additives
- 8.3.1 Papain
- 8.1 Effective Additives
- 9. Substitution
- 9.1 Substitution Methods
- 9.1.1 Concealed Container
- 9.1.2 Injection
- 9.1.3 Catheterization
- 9.2 Where To Get Clean Urine
- 9.2.1 Urine From A Donor
- 9.2.2 Concentrated Urine
- 9.2.2.1 Making Your Own Powdered Urine
- 9.2.3 Dog urine
- 9.1 Substitution Methods
- 10. Stealing Urine
- 11. If You Fail The Test
- 12. Who Drug Tests?
- 12.1 Which Companies Test & Which Do Not?